201. Haunted Trail

I don't know what kind of primal urge I needed to fulfill, but it took me 12 bucks a person to fulfill said urge.

We waited in line quite some time in the cold, but it wasn't bad. I just wish I'd had some entertainment besides the local played-out top 40 station.

BY THE WAY - the trail was not a drive-through, as I had originally stated. It was a 30 minute walk/run-through the woods! I almost made water when they led us into the "mental institution" part of the trail and all of a sudden, there were people with freaky masks on IN MY FACE when there was nothing there about two seconds before. They don't let you have cellphones and other lights on in there for a good reason - it would have spoiled the effect for sure.
Haunted Trail: 1 / Me: 0

I was ok with the "chainsaws" b/c they weren't even chainsaws. LOL - they were sawed-off leafblowers with attachments that looked like small sawfish noses. It's highly possible that they were even cardboard attachments.
Haunted Trail:1 / Me: 1

However, at the end, I ran SMACK INTO FREDDY KREUGER. Almost made water again, came close to losing voice.
Haunted Trail: 2 / Me: 1

Haunted Trail wins.