$2.26 - how pitiful is that? Well, if you count uncashed band paychecks, it's $302.26, but if you also count paychecks from band not yet received, then it's $677.26 or up to $752.26, depending on what actually I get paid for since they didn't make it to the state competition. Most of that extra is Christmas $$, though. So, technically, I'm still @ $2.26. :)
I have a pitiful net worth right now, also. Though, I guess if you count my 401k and stocks, I'm in the green. :)
However, this means that I am still worth more dead than alive, and worthy of making it onto Court TV as a murder victim. Motive? INSURANCE POLICY! LOL, maybe I shouldn't have taken out so much supplemental insurance on myself. I'll refrain from telling you, since 1: you don't care and 2: it's none of your beeswax... Of course, that would mean that the only people who have motive to kill me right now would be Josh and my parents since they're my joint beneficiaries! :) Once we have kids, they'll be the joint beneficiaries with Josh (either that or Josh is the sole benif.), but for now, that's the way it is. It's not like they can retire, but they could all quit for about 10-15 years LOL.
Haha - We have funny trivia sent to us at work when they email the lunch menu for the day. Yesterday's was: What is the only food that doesn't spoil? The answer is honey, but I wrote back "Twinkies." LOL
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