You don't have to be soma nice to me

Ha ha - cryptic title. Actually, not really. I have had a horrible tear or muscle pull or something in my upper back behind my right shoulder blade for about 6 weeks now. During band season, me and some other people were collapsing the drum major's aluminum stand when someone "forgot" to do their part and the corner next to mine came crashing to the ground. I instinctively reached out for it and yanked (can't really think of any better word for that) my shoulder really hard. I have been trying to ignore it, but it really has been hurting almost every day ever since. Today, I just remembered that my old prescription of Soma from getting my wisdom teeth pulled was in the linen closet! It was originally given to me to make me stop clenching my jaw at night... I was having much more pain than normal people who recovered from having their wisdom teeth taken out due to the clenching. I took one about 30 minutes ago, and now I don't want to get up out of my chair! Truth is, it has taken me a long time to write this much, so looking at my paragraph and assuming I'm in my top state of mind isn't the best thing to do. My reaction time is doubled, at least, and I have had to seriously proofread this thing before sending it out. 2:32pm

2:41: We don't need no stinkin' muscles.

I can sit here perfectly fine without having to use any voluntary muscles except my mouse trigger finger LOL.

2:54: I'm also not clenching my jaw either!