The Fabric of our Lives?

As much as I hate to admit it here, I'm afraid I must. My poor kitty must suffer no longer.

Macy is addicted to Q-tips. He chews off the cotton on both ends and leaves the sticks for Mommy to find.

Here are the warning signs that your piddy has an addiction:

• He steals Q-tips from his mommy and daddy's hands.
• He has Q-dar (radar) and finds them in a trash can.
• He tips over the holder on the bathroom sink and spreads them all over the sink and floor.
• He jumps into the linen closet to find the extra Q-tip box and steals them.

I swear he's going to crap a cotton ball one day.

(Don't worry - I had him checked out - apparently, the cotton "exits" just fine.)

I'll post the evidence as soon as I can catch him "white-handed."